Daily Quote 357

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
- Fred Allen

Daily Quote 356

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
- Noel Coward

Daily Quote 355

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
- Thomas Szasz

Daily Quote 354

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
- Garry Trudeau

Daily Quote 353

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Daily Quote 352

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
- John Barrymore

Daily Quote 351

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
- Fran Lebowitz

Daily Quote 350

The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.
- Louis Vermeil

Daily Quote 349

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
- Dan Rather

Daily Quote 348

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
- Frank Zappa

Daily Quote 347

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
- Shelley Winters

Daily Quote 346

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

Daily Quote 345

Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage.
- Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum

Daily Quote 344

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
- Robert X. Cringely