Daily Quote 98

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
- Thomas Fuller

Daily Quote 97

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy

Daily Quote 96

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
- Elias Schwartz

Daily Quote 95

The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred.
- Meredith Willson

Daily Quote 94

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
- Mike Myers

Daily Quote 93

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
- Cullen Hightower

Daily Quote 92

There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
- James Thurber

Daily Quote 91

Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Daily Quote 90

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
- Paul Harvey

Daily Quote 89

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- Dave Barry

Daily Quote 88

One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 87

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 86

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Daily Quote 85

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Daily Quote 84

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
- Herb Caen

Daily Quote 83

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
- Noel Coward

Daily Quote 82

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- Evan Esar

Daily Quote 81

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
- Robert Redford

Daily Quote 80

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns

Daily Quote 79

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.
- Franklin P. Adams

Daily Quote 78

He was one of those men who think that the world can be saved by writing a pamphlet.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Daily Quote 77

If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names.
- Elaine Gill

Daily Quote 76

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
- Bob Edwards

Daily Quote 75

I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
- Seneca

Daily Quote 74

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker

Daily Quote 73

Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
- James Thorpe

Daily Quote 72

Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
- Bertrand Russell

Daily Quote 71

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
- Matt Frewer

Daily Quote 70

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper

Daily Quote 69

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison