Daily Quote 343

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- Ernest Benn

Daily Quote 342

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson

Daily Quote 341

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
- Lee Simonson

Daily Quote 340

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
- Robertson Davies

Daily Quote 339

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
- Jane Wagner

Daily Quote 338

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengel

Daily Quote 337

No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
- Thomas Mann

Daily Quote 336

I have read your book and much like it.
- Moses Hadas

Daily Quote 335

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley

Daily Quote 334

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
- Henry Allen

Daily Quote 333

You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- Mitch Hedberg

Daily Quote 332

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams

Daily Quote 331

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
- Bill Vaughan

Daily Quote 330

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar

Daily Quote 329

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Daily Quote 328

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Daily Quote 327

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard

Daily Quote 326

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

Daily Quote 325

We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
- Don Delillo

Daily Quote 324

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
- Jean Sibelius