Daily Quote 218

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
- Nikita Khrushchev

Daily Quote 217

It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
- Malcolm Forbes

Daily Quote 216

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Phyllis Diller

Daily Quote 215

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

Daily Quote 214

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore

Daily Quote 213

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
- Beryl Pfizer

Daily Quote 212

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
- Denis Diderot

Daily Quote 211

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
- Mickey Friedman

Daily Quote 210

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
- Lily Tomlin

Daily Quote 209

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
- Ted Turner

Daily Quote 208

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 207

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
- Alex Levin

Daily Quote 206

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams

Daily Quote 205

There must be more to life than having everything.
- Maurice Sendak

Daily Quote 204

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
- Robert Copeland

Daily Quote 203

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- David T. Wolf

Daily Quote 202

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

Daily Quote 201

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
- Garrison Keillor

Daily Quote 200

There is no greater impotence in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you.
- Norman Mailer

Daily Quote 199

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Henny Youngman

Daily Quote 198

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
- Cathy Ladman