Daily Quote 177

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
- PG Wodehouse

Daily Quote 176

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
- Peter McArthur

Daily Quote 175

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather

Daily Quote 174

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
- Bill Nye

Daily Quote 173

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen

Daily Quote 172

Living in a vacuum sucks.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

Daily Quote 171

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
- Alfred Hitchcock

Daily Quote 170

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
- Albert Einstein

Daily Quote 169

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel

Daily Quote 168

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- WC Fields

Daily Quote 167

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Daily Quote 166

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 165

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
- Doug Larson

Daily Quote 164

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
- Shelley Winters

Daily Quote 163

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
- Sir Arthur Eddington

Daily Quote 162

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
- Peter Ustinov

Daily Quote 161

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
- CS Lewis

Daily Quote 160

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
- Robert X. Cringely

Daily Quote 159

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson

Daily Quote 158

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx

Daily Quote 157

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
- Larry Hardiman

Daily Quote 156

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
- Stanislaw J. Lec

Daily Quote 155

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
- Will Rogers

Daily Quote 154

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- Mitch Hedberg

Daily Quote 153

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
- Friedrich Nietzsche