Daily Quote 260

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- Vic Gold

Daily Quote 259

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

Daily Quote 258

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Terry Pratchett

Daily Quote 257

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis

Daily Quote 256

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
- Katharine Hepburn

Daily Quote 255

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 254

When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
- William Hazlitt

Daily Quote 253

To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.
- George Santayana

Daily Quote 252

Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce

Daily Quote 251

Art is science made clear.
- Jean Cocteau

Daily Quote 250

An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
- Bill Vaughan

Daily Quote 249

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
- Anonymous

Daily Quote 248

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
- Ellen DeGeneres

Daily Quote 247

Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
- Miguel de Cervantes

Daily Quote 246

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 245

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
- Cullen Hightower

Daily Quote 244

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Daily Quote 243

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Butler

Daily Quote 242

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison

Daily Quote 241

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
- Douglas Adams