Daily Quote 282

The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

Daily Quote 281

Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.
- R. Stevens

Daily Quote 280

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
- Jay Leno

Daily Quote 279

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
- Orson Welles

Daily Quote 278

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
- Totie Fields

Daily Quote 276

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
- Russell Green

Daily Quote 275

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Caskie Stinnett

Daily Quote 274

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Daily Quote 273

Men who never get carried away should be.
- Malcolm Forbes

Daily Quote 272

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson

Daily Quote 271

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Daily Quote 270

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
- George Bernard Shaw

Daily Quote 269

Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 268

A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
- Robert M. Hamilton

Daily Quote 267

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
- Fran Lebowitz

Daily Quote 266

I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
- George Burns

Daily Quote 265

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
- Jessica Alba

Daily Quote 264

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
- Margo Kaufman

Daily Quote 263

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Evan Esar

Daily Quote 262

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
- Hermann Hesse

Daily Quote 261

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
- Robert Orben