Daily Quote 152

Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
- WL George

Daily Quote 151

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
- James Russell Lowell

Daily Quote 150

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

Daily Quote 149

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
- Dan Rather

Daily Quote 148

Life is a long lesson in humility.
- James M. Barrie

Daily Quote 147

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
- Vince Lombardi

Daily Quote 146

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason

Daily Quote 145

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
- James Thurber

Daily Quote 144

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 143

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
- Al Franken

Daily Quote 142

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

Daily Quote 141

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Daily Quote 140

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
- Philip G. Hamerton

Daily Quote 139

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

Daily Quote 138

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- HL Mencken

Daily Quote 137

As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
- H. Rider Haggard

Daily Quote 136

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Daily Quote 135

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
- Quentin Crisp

Daily Quote 134

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
- Aaron McGruder

Daily Quote 133

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
- Scott Adams

Daily Quote 132

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 131

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Daily Quote 130

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
- John Updike

Daily Quote 129

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
- Samuel McChord Crothers