Daily Quote 17

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
- Aaron McGruder

Daily Quote 16

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
- Scott Adams

Daily Quote 15

A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
- Willis Player

Daily Quote 14

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Daily Quote 13

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
- Malcolm Forbes

Daily Quote 12

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
- Gallagher

Daily Quote 11

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
- PB Medawar

Daily Quote 10

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
- Mickey Rooney

Daily Quote 9

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
- John Sladek

Daily Quote 8

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.
- Marquis de Vauvenargues

Daily Quote 7

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- Fran Lebowitz

Daily Quote 6

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

Daily Quote 5

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
- Clare Booth Luce

Daily Quote 4

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- Eric Hoffer

Daily Quote 3

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

Daily Quote 2

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux

Daily Quote 1

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengel