Daily Quote 197

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
- Arnold Toynbee

Daily Quote 196

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
- Albert Guinon

Daily Quote 195

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Daily Quote 194

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
- Mogens Jallberg

Daily Quote 193

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 192

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

Daily Quote 191

A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
- Thomas Hardy

Daily Quote 190

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
- Jean Kerr

Daily Quote 189

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
- Bill Vaughan

Daily Quote 188

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
- James M. Barrie

Daily Quote 187

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
- Edward Gibbon

Daily Quote 186

I'm a born-again atheist.
- Gore Vidal

Daily Quote 185

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 184

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry

Daily Quote 183

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
- Stephen King

Daily Quote 182

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
- Dana Carvey

Daily Quote 181

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

Daily Quote 180

You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.
- Johann von Neumann

Daily Quote 179

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
- Robertson Davies

Daily Quote 178

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
- Bill Vaughan