Daily Quote 44

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
- Scott Adams

Daily Quote 43

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
- Samuel Johnson

Daily Quote 42

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
- Peter De Vries

Daily Quote 41

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
- Fran Lebowitz

Daily Quote 40

When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
- WS Gilbert

Daily Quote 39

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
- Robert Anton Wilson

Daily Quote 38

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
- Albert Camus

Daily Quote 37

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.
- Foster's Law

Daily Quote 36

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis

Daily Quote 35

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
- Woody Allen

Daily Quote 34

Only the shallow know themselves.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 33

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Daily Quote 32

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
- Ronald Reagan

Daily Quote 31

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
- Gordon R. Dickson

Daily Quote 30

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
- Umberto Eco

Daily Quote 29

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

Daily Quote 28

Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Miguel de Cervantes

Daily Quote 27

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov

Daily Quote 26

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- James Thurber

Daily Quote 25

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- HL Mencken

Daily Quote 24

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut

Daily Quote 23

The world is round; it has no point.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

Daily Quote 22

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 21

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.
- Cullen Hightower

Daily Quote 20

"Everyone want to go to heaven, but no one want to die."

Daily Quote 19

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
- Groucho Marx

Daily Quote 19

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
- Henry Allen

Daily Quote 18

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
- Arthur Stringer