Daily Quote 240

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
- Robert W. Sarnoff

Daily Quote 239

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
- Lester B. Pearson

Daily Quote 238

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

Daily Quote 237

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
- Emerson Pugh

Daily Quote 236

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- Aldous Huxley

Daily Quote 235

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
- Robert Frost

Daily Quote 234

Honesty is the best image.
- Tom Wilson

Daily Quote 233

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
- Paul Valery

Daily Quote 232

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
- Dandemis

Daily Quote 231

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
- Thomas A. Edison

Daily Quote 230

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
- Alice Kahn

Daily Quote 229

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter

Daily Quote 228

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.
- Ambrose Bierce

Daily Quote 227

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
- Darby Conley

Daily Quote 226

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- Abraham Lincoln

Daily Quote 225

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
- Alfred A. Knopf

Daily Quote 224

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
- Cindy Gardner

Daily Quote 223

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Daily Quote 222

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Daily Quote 221

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
- Thomas Fuller

Daily Quote 220

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
- Jane Austen

Daily Quote 219

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
- Martin Mull