Daily Quote 128

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
- Mike Myers

Daily Quote 127

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan

Daily Quote 126

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

Daily Quote 125

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
- Hannah Arendt

Daily Quote 124

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
- EB White

Daily Quote 123

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- Steven Pearl

Daily Quote 122

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke

Daily Quote 121

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
- Anonymous

Daily Quote 120

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

Daily Quote 119

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
- Samuel Johnson

Daily Quote 118

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- National Lampoon

Daily Quote 117

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
- Dick Cavett

Daily Quote 116

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- Dorothy Nevill

Daily Quote 115

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
- Don Herold

Daily Quote 114

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
- Robert Orben

Daily Quote 113

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
- GK Chesterton

Daily Quote 112

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough
- Mario Andretti

Daily Quote 111

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
- Doug Larson

Daily Quote 110

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
- Lillian Hellman

Daily Quote 109

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan

Daily Quote 108

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
- John Russell

Daily Quote 107

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
- Zach Braff

Daily Quote 106

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Daily Quote 105

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
- Mark Twain

Daily Quote 104

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
- Lynda Barry

Daily Quote 103

Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
- Edward Gibbon

Daily Quote 102

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant

Daily Quote 101

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Daily Quote 100

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
- Cyril Connolly

Daily Quote 99

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
- Herbert Hoover