Daily Quote 301

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Daily Quote 300

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
- Ernest Haskins

Daily Quote 299

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
- Oscar Wilde

Daily Quote 298

You're never too old to become younger.
- Mae West

Daily Quote 297

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Rita Rudner

Daily Quote 296

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
- Judge Gideon J. Tucker

Daily Quote 295

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
- Peter Ustinov

Daily Quote 294

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
- Woody Allen

Daily Quote 293

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Daily Quote 292

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
- Tom Lehrer

Daily Quote 291

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
- G. K. Chesterton

Daily Quote 290

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
- David Frost

Daily Quote 289

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Daily Quote 288

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
- Alan Corenk

Daily Quote 287

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin

Daily Quote 286

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

Daily Quote 285

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
- Thomas Szasz

Daily Quote 284

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
- Bertrand Russell

Daily Quote 283

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
- Olin Miller