tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47811948306419263362011-04-22T08:07:24.854+05:30In Pursuit of Wittiness.Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.comBlogger3651100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-80587006859661910962009-01-21T12:41:00.000+05:302009-01-21T12:42:34.165+05:30Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.<br /> - Herb Caen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8058700685966191096?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-63356032385818233412009-01-16T14:55:00.000+05:302009-01-16T14:56:06.082+05:30I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.<br /> - James Carr<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6335603238581823341?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-73930656803508501482009-01-15T16:47:00.001+05:302009-01-15T16:47:36.295+05:30I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.<br /> - Orson Welles<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7393065680350850148?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-71529175339762603142009-01-13T20:26:00.001+05:302009-01-13T20:26:56.063+05:30By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.<br /> - Socrates<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7152917533976260314?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-6805273589624805262009-01-12T15:41:00.001+05:302009-01-12T15:41:17.894+05:30Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.<br /> - Don Marquis<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-680527358962480526?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-38684393470522223382009-01-11T18:12:00.000+05:302009-01-11T18:17:23.180+05:30Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.<br /> - Isaac Asimov<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3868439347052222338?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-73334599088966278892009-01-10T12:16:00.001+05:302009-02-18T14:48:41.843+05:30I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.<br /> - John Cleese<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7333459908896627889?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-72202541884126320672009-01-09T10:47:00.000+05:302009-01-09T10:48:23.247+05:30If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.<br /> - Dorothy Parker<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7220254188412632067?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-59964818566595202832008-12-22T10:40:00.001+05:302008-12-22T10:40:54.055+05:30You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.<br /> - Fred Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5996481856659520283?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-40405488792628930292008-12-20T14:39:00.001+05:302008-12-20T14:39:57.948+05:30Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.<br /> - Noel Coward<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4040548879262893029?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-52748125876217832382008-12-19T12:43:00.001+05:302008-12-19T12:43:59.068+05:30The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.<br /> - Thomas Szasz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5274812587621783238?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-6056413445070036612008-12-17T22:01:00.000+05:302008-12-17T22:02:01.163+05:30I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.<br /> - Garry Trudeau<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-605641344507003661?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-87443896132246026982008-12-16T14:16:00.001+05:302008-12-16T14:16:48.313+05:30In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.<br /> - Dwight D. Eisenhower<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8744389613224602698?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-89259849358940222692008-12-15T12:48:00.000+05:302008-12-15T12:49:16.074+05:30Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.<br /> - John Barrymore<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8925984935894022269?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-57168522862139571652008-12-13T15:29:00.000+05:302008-12-13T15:30:02.523+05:30Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.<br /> - Fran Lebowitz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5716852286213957165?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-79212311822990665102008-12-12T10:15:00.000+05:302008-12-12T10:16:34.344+05:30The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.<br /> - Louis Vermeil<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7921231182299066510?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-59430674572446506222008-12-10T22:08:00.000+05:302008-12-10T22:09:25.656+05:30Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.<br /> - Dan Rather<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5943067457244650622?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-9285293951912592602008-12-08T18:45:00.001+05:302008-12-08T18:45:41.926+05:30Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.<br /> - Frank Zappa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-928529395191259260?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-85965074496145491552008-12-07T23:38:00.001+05:302008-12-07T23:38:57.758+05:30I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.<br /> - Shelley Winters<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8596507449614549155?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-82562959849947084232008-12-05T17:17:00.001+05:302008-12-05T17:17:57.987+05:30Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.<br /> - Doug Larson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8256295984994708423?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-67579829263132962702008-12-04T15:50:00.000+05:302008-12-04T15:51:08.498+05:30Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage.<br /> - Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6757982926313296270?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-91246707808672521852008-12-01T15:24:00.001+05:302008-12-01T15:24:45.358+05:30If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.<br /> - Robert X. Cringely<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-9124670780867252185?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-89113211751478878952008-11-30T17:59:00.001+05:302008-11-30T17:59:52.713+05:30Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.<br /> - Ernest Benn<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8911321175147887895?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-62381324597958099362008-11-28T17:20:00.000+05:302008-11-28T17:21:10.942+05:30If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.<br /> - Johnny Carson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6238132459795809936?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-46586825375752517922008-11-27T16:47:00.000+05:302008-11-27T16:48:02.531+05:30Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.<br /> - Lee Simonson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4658682537575251792?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-71811120262957116602008-11-26T13:07:00.000+05:302008-11-26T13:08:21.161+05:30Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.<br /> - Robertson Davies<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7181112026295711660?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-48520473127689296492008-11-25T12:21:00.001+05:302008-11-25T12:21:56.013+05:30Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.<br /> - Jane Wagner<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4852047312768929649?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-6069358471887821572008-11-24T11:25:00.000+05:302008-11-24T11:26:18.138+05:30The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.<br /> - Casey Stengel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-606935847188782157?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-2709116846825810402008-11-22T19:15:00.000+05:302008-11-22T19:16:04.510+05:30No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.<br /> - Thomas Mann<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-270911684682581040?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-44060377633766890192008-11-21T23:13:00.000+05:302008-11-21T23:14:16.958+05:30I have read your book and much like it.<br /> - Moses Hadas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4406037763376689019?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-29447855428935345132008-11-18T15:08:00.001+05:302008-11-18T15:08:40.605+05:30It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.<br /> - Robert Benchley<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2944785542893534513?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-40882951359485281672008-11-13T16:35:00.001+05:302008-11-13T16:35:34.937+05:30It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.<br /> - Henry Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4088295135948528167?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-4092648402920590862008-11-12T21:18:00.001+05:302008-11-12T21:18:42.042+05:30You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.<br /> - Mitch Hedberg<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-409264840292059086?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-89217022934275755982008-11-11T23:36:00.001+05:302008-11-11T23:36:21.331+05:30Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.<br /> - Douglas Adams<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8921702293427575598?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-76522384548282088042008-11-09T21:52:00.001+05:302008-11-09T21:52:55.371+05:30We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.<br /> - Bill Vaughan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7652238454828208804?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-67428575036425836272008-11-08T14:37:00.001+05:302008-11-08T14:37:36.402+05:30Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.<br /> - Evan Esar<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6742857503642583627?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-41534606885387629312008-11-07T12:59:00.000+05:302008-11-07T13:00:13.795+05:30The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.<br /> - Napoleon Bonaparte<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4153460688538762931?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-1151973794764978512008-11-06T12:54:00.001+05:302008-11-06T12:54:32.746+05:30Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.<br /> - Henri-Frédéric Amiel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-115197379476497851?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-56821477168314491272008-11-05T12:08:00.001+05:302008-11-05T12:08:34.626+05:30I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.<br /> - Tom Stoppard<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5682147716831449127?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-49707154613778401102008-11-03T22:55:00.001+05:302008-11-03T22:55:18.645+05:30Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.<br /> - Martin Luther King Jr.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4970715461377840110?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-49062195139738426332008-11-02T14:23:00.001+05:302008-11-02T14:23:18.100+05:30We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.<br /> - Don Delillo<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4906219513973842633?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-71489981548669877782008-11-01T21:06:00.001+05:302008-11-01T21:06:27.225+05:30Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!<br /> - Jean Sibelius<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7148998154866987778?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-10378092192845169292008-10-31T19:28:00.001+05:302008-10-31T19:28:45.130+05:30The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.<br /> - Henry J. Tillman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-1037809219284516929?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-27122853257310313422008-10-30T19:22:00.000+05:302008-10-30T19:23:00.558+05:30Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.<br /> - Groucho Marx<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2712285325731031342?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-49698298144881597112008-10-28T13:35:00.000+05:302008-10-28T13:36:18.358+05:30If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.<br /> - Don Marquis<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4969829814488159711?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-71867646286581574182008-10-27T12:17:00.001+05:302008-10-27T12:17:20.939+05:30Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.<br /> - Marlo Thomas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7186764628658157418?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-372306406770658262008-10-26T13:17:00.001+05:302008-10-26T13:17:36.079+05:30I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'<br /> - Ellen DeGeneres<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-37230640677065826?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-71608436848318820572008-10-24T19:07:00.000+05:302008-10-24T19:08:02.947+05:30I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.<br /> - Randall Jarrell<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7160843684831882057?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-89357482431801921142008-10-23T15:44:00.000+05:302008-10-23T15:45:30.183+05:30What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!<br /> - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8935748243180192114?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-24898735271303761982008-10-22T12:38:00.001+05:302008-10-22T12:38:57.376+05:30Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.<br /> - Quentin Crisp<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2489873527130376198?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-21084873735964052532008-10-21T12:42:00.001+05:302008-10-21T12:42:35.014+05:30What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?<br /> - Evelyn Waugh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2108487373596405253?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-7268360236500716332008-10-19T19:54:00.001+05:302008-10-19T19:54:17.037+05:30To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.<br /> - Bertrand Russell<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-726836023650071633?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-52748019469776905122008-10-18T16:03:00.001+05:302008-10-18T16:03:57.801+05:30Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.<br /> - Oscar Wilde<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5274801946977690512?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-9100911470901492932008-10-16T18:32:00.000+05:302008-10-16T18:33:17.216+05:30Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.<br /> - Ellen Goodman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-910091147090149293?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-6235767960647868722008-10-15T15:20:00.001+05:302008-10-15T15:20:20.181+05:30I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.<br /> - Jane Austen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-623576796064786872?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-6336828474410697282008-10-14T22:03:00.001+05:302008-10-14T22:03:47.799+05:30The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.<br /> - John Kenneth Galbraith<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-633682847441069728?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-30312341947704198482008-10-13T16:12:00.001+05:302008-10-13T16:12:23.660+05:30An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.<br /> - Evelle J. Younger<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3031234194770419848?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-82858976586391074332008-10-12T18:06:00.001+05:302008-10-12T18:06:31.572+05:30Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.<br /> - George Carlin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8285897658639107433?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-25352471555426006452008-10-11T16:20:00.000+05:302008-10-11T16:21:21.239+05:30We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.<br /> - Maurice Maeterlinck<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2535247155542600645?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-29772913061607557552008-10-10T21:35:00.001+05:302008-10-10T21:35:18.772+05:30Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.<br /> - Wendell Johnson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2977291306160755755?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-69777093033097983092008-10-04T16:28:00.000+05:302008-10-04T16:29:41.497+05:30Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.<br /> - Jackie Mason<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6977709303309798309?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-36829741948132040442008-10-03T15:15:00.000+05:302008-10-03T15:16:12.656+05:30I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.<br /> - Tom Hanks<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3682974194813204044?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-63541869572318804372008-10-02T14:59:00.001+05:302008-10-02T15:01:30.150+05:30Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.<br /> - Evan Esar<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6354186957231880437?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-41549968559419749032008-10-01T17:06:00.000+05:302008-10-01T17:07:42.552+05:30The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.<br /> - Art Spander<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4154996855941974903?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-34302355172124685092008-09-30T13:31:00.001+05:302008-09-30T13:31:14.506+05:30Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.<br /> - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3430235517212468509?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-14745028482754260952008-09-29T13:52:00.000+05:302008-09-29T13:53:34.937+05:30Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.<br /> - Ernest Haskins<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-1474502848275426095?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-19530459901193179682008-09-27T17:27:00.001+05:302008-09-27T17:27:54.719+05:30Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.<br /> - Oscar Wilde<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-1953045990119317968?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-74315901503942980862008-09-26T11:06:00.001+05:302008-09-26T11:06:36.984+05:30You're never too old to become younger.<br /> - Mae West<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7431590150394298086?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-4665014781609958742008-09-24T16:47:00.000+05:302008-09-24T16:48:10.450+05:30When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'<br /> - Rita Rudner<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-466501478160995874?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-13128532818803481912008-09-23T13:24:00.001+05:302008-09-23T13:24:21.010+05:30No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.<br /> - Judge Gideon J. Tucker<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-1312853281880348191?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-15765945180532605362008-09-20T21:12:00.000+05:302008-09-20T21:13:15.405+05:30If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.<br /> - Peter Ustinov<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-1576594518053260536?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-86277800254197438892008-09-19T15:37:00.001+05:302008-09-19T15:37:52.113+05:30Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.<br /> - Woody Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8627780025419743889?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-75568311054294126312008-09-17T16:01:00.000+05:302008-09-17T16:02:01.447+05:30A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.<br /> - Katharine Whitehorn<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7556831105429412631?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-70751438739427197152008-09-16T10:32:00.000+05:302008-09-16T10:34:03.914+05:30I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.<br /> - Tom Lehrer<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7075143873942719715?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-69758040438895173022008-09-14T19:38:00.000+05:302008-09-14T19:39:18.734+05:30If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.<br /> - G. K. Chesterton<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-6975804043889517302?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-43678998937927769942008-09-12T19:28:00.000+05:302008-09-12T19:29:07.261+05:30He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.<br /> - David Frost<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4367899893792776994?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-80471002328232513362008-09-10T15:47:00.001+05:302008-09-10T15:47:51.017+05:30Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.<br /> - Sir Winston Churchill<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8047100232823251336?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-43284629584495290072008-09-09T18:09:00.001+05:302008-09-09T18:09:28.350+05:30Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.<br /> - Alan Corenk<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4328462958449529007?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-24778043908780134362008-09-08T15:01:00.000+05:302008-09-08T15:08:21.481+05:30Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.<br /> - George Carlin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2477804390878013436?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-4913228977395788492008-09-07T19:49:00.000+05:302008-09-07T19:51:51.186+05:30Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.<br /> - W. C. Fields<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-491322897739578849?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-73523424930785825742008-09-05T15:19:00.000+05:302008-09-05T15:22:37.010+05:30When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.<br /> - Thomas Szasz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7352342493078582574?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-32327907423474870702008-09-04T19:25:00.000+05:302008-09-04T19:32:05.879+05:30No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.<br /> - Bertrand Russell<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3232790742347487070?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-39097288167654448342008-09-01T19:50:00.000+05:302008-09-01T19:51:31.096+05:30You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.<br /> - Olin Miller<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3909728816765444834?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-77387369878166083512008-08-30T17:42:00.001+05:302008-08-30T17:42:42.780+05:30The average person thinks he isn't.<br /> - Father Larry Lorenzoni<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7738736987816608351?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-55257155626973517152008-08-27T13:21:00.000+05:302008-08-27T13:23:03.777+05:30Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.<br /> - R. Stevens<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5525715562697351715?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-22465549993846283342008-08-25T17:02:00.000+05:302008-08-25T17:03:24.507+05:30I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'<br /> - Jay Leno<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2246554999384628334?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-33480285980602121582008-08-24T16:10:00.000+05:302008-08-24T16:11:05.730+05:30I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.<br /> - Orson Welles<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3348028598060212158?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-53339202613176311032008-08-22T16:13:00.001+05:302008-08-22T16:13:23.169+05:30I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.<br /> - Totie Fields<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5333920261317631103?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-57089039420424064022008-08-21T18:10:00.000+05:302008-08-21T18:11:01.029+05:30The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.<br /> - Russell Green<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5708903942042406402?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-83797918845087520502008-08-20T16:14:00.001+05:302008-08-20T16:14:56.393+05:30A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.<br /> - Caskie Stinnett<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8379791884508752050?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-83609054510653406342008-08-19T16:53:00.001+05:302008-08-19T16:53:30.676+05:30There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.<br /> - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8360905451065340634?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-22122648587885881812008-08-18T19:07:00.001+05:302008-08-18T19:08:29.723+05:30Men who never get carried away should be.<br /> - Malcolm Forbes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-2212264858788588181?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-56117834632405765732008-08-17T22:09:00.000+05:302008-08-17T22:12:16.226+05:30Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.<br /> - Samuel Johnson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5611783463240576573?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-79919802703789622942008-08-16T19:45:00.001+05:302008-08-16T19:45:23.730+05:30My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.<br /> - Rodney Dangerfield<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-7991980270378962294?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-5976824339700964892008-08-14T15:10:00.001+05:302008-08-14T15:10:41.120+05:30I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.<br /> - George Bernard Shaw<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-597682433970096489?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-5938878771065843312008-08-13T19:17:00.000+05:302008-08-13T19:18:14.940+05:30Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.<br /> - Laurence J. Peter<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-593887877106584331?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-85838920576136294812008-08-12T16:40:00.001+05:302008-08-12T16:40:16.953+05:30A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.<br /> - Robert M. Hamilton<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-8583892057613629481?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-34854098310079593942008-08-11T13:00:00.001+05:302008-08-11T13:00:59.628+05:30Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.<br /> - Fran Lebowitz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-3485409831007959394?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-51410190251528333272008-08-09T21:18:00.001+05:302008-08-09T21:18:29.842+05:30I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.<br /> - George Burns<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-5141019025152833327?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4781194830641926336.post-48510953434067993312008-08-06T13:15:00.000+05:302008-08-06T13:16:02.389+05:30My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.<br /> - Jessica Alba<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4781194830641926336-4851095343406799331?l=pgsquoteharem.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paras Gudkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027090689503703119noreply@blogger.com0